Let's Get Paul Home

It hurts my heart to know that you are still living in that seedy motel. I think we really need to get June and Paul back together, especially since they have a HDTGM live show coming up and it will just be awkward if they don't reconcile before then.

Paul, I think you need to take some advice from Say Anything. Go out andget yourself a boombox, hold it over your head, and play "Man Against the World" by Survivor from the Rocky IV soundtrack. I think the lyrics will show her how much this show means to you, and how you need her strength to continue. Tell her, "June, I know I have been acting crazy, but I need you. You are my Adrian. Please, please let me be your Rocky." If I know anything about women, this should absolutely work.

If not, you are more than welcome to come over for Thanksgiving. Just bring a dessert or something...And if you need a place to crash, you can always have my son's bed. It's a race car. Don't worry about him, I think we can put him in a drawer or something.

Finally, I think you really need to go back to getting Stallone. Today's episode just confirmed what I have always suspected about Jack McBrayer: that he is an arrogant, Hollywood diva. You don't need to sully your podcast with people like him.

cameronh
cameronh
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Joe, I was this close to suggesting that song instead! I will leave it up to Paul then. There is so much awesome on the soundtrack.

joe_lerini
joe_lerini
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I like the idea of the boombox, but I think Paul needs another song from Rocky IV. He needs to let June know that his heart's on fire, that a strong desire rages deep within.

cameronh
cameronh
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Sound's like everything is coming up Sheer then! Good for you!

paul11
paul11
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Cameron I appreciate your sentiments and YES I'm getting back to Stallone and YES! I'll be doing a live show with the Poison woman (June) and YES! I'm healthier and feeling better today than EVER! "BOING BOING BOING" - Jim Carrey

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