Sung to the tune of Harry Chapin's "Cats in the Cradle":
Paul Scheer's got a podcast and there's no Stallone
Little boy Paul called his mom on the phone,
When's Sly comin' on? "Son, I don't know when,
But you'll have a podcast then!
You'll talk about Judge Dredd then!"
Don't know if this will work:
IS THERE AN EMOJI for a Tear Drop?